seems that the site has only pretained to video games thus
far. I assure you that there will be CMF action and other
crazy stuff shortly. But there comes a time in every mans
life when you just want to kick the crap out of Regis Philbin.
This time came to Nathan and I simutaneously as we played
the came-in-a-box-of-cereal PC version of "Who Wants
to be a Millionaire?".
is how it went down. While I was keeping it real at Nathans
place one night, he suggested that we might play "Who
Wants to be a Millionaire". I figured why the hell not?
I'm broke and I figured that maybe, by some wierd inexplainable
quantum physics, the game would actualy pay out somehow. But
it wouldn't have mattered. It turns out that between us, Nathan
and I managed to win nothing 8 times... in a row. We even
took a screen shot of the nights winnings, such as they were.
Even THAT proved to be difficult. My good luck psuedonym,
John McAsskicker, didn't help either.
you can see, the night wasn't a total loss. Nathan was the
first to win any cash. The grand that he won was promptly
delivered to his front door within minutes by Regis himself.
I, on the other hand, have yet to see my cool $32,000.
conclusion of the shortest article in the history of ever,
Regis is a bastard. Hence the saying, "That rat bastard