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The tragic tale of how Regis sucks donkey dong.

by Andrew - March 28, 2002

It seems that the site has only pretained to video games thus far. I assure you that there will be CMF action and other crazy stuff shortly. But there comes a time in every mans life when you just want to kick the crap out of Regis Philbin. This time came to Nathan and I simutaneously as we played the came-in-a-box-of-cereal PC version of "Who Wants to be a Millionaire?".

This is how it went down. While I was keeping it real at Nathans place one night, he suggested that we might play "Who Wants to be a Millionaire". I figured why the hell not? I'm broke and I figured that maybe, by some wierd inexplainable quantum physics, the game would actualy pay out somehow. But it wouldn't have mattered. It turns out that between us, Nathan and I managed to win nothing 8 times... in a row. We even took a screen shot of the nights winnings, such as they were. Even THAT proved to be difficult. My good luck psuedonym, John McAsskicker, didn't help either.

As you can see, the night wasn't a total loss. Nathan was the first to win any cash. The grand that he won was promptly delivered to his front door within minutes by Regis himself. I, on the other hand, have yet to see my cool $32,000.

In conclusion of the shortest article in the history of ever, Regis is a bastard. Hence the saying, "That rat bastard Regis".


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