| It's
not really my thing to get too political here on NinjaCulture,
but when it's called for, I'll stand up to the challenge.
If
you've ever clicked through our affiliates you'll have realized
that they've been down quite a bit. I can't explain exactly
as to why, probably just those insane Japanese midgets again.
Oh but wait, I must apologize to any insane Japanese midgets
as they might serve a lawsuit straight up my ass. That's sounds
painful, and I trust Mike to know that it is.
Here's
what I'm getting at; the website www.mikethesite.com has been
censored by a party that I won't name here. I'm already posting
this article which well probably land me in deep shit, and
if I mention any names there will be no escaping those insane
Japanese midgets this time.
Really, can you take this guy seriously? He's
got a fuckin' "yo" toque.
Mikethesite
all started because the owner, Mike, had a dream, like many
of us do, to run a successful website. However, that dream
has now been shot in the face by a group of people that feel
very strongly, that they feel they need to feel very
strongly opposed to the site in question.
Yesterday,
Mike was called down to an office where four individuals asked
him to sit down as they drilled him with questions and statements
about his website that, for some reason, they thought they
had to intervene and get all worked up about. As elite professionals
as they were, obviously with some sort of intelligence
to get such jobs, they misunderstood the very focus of Mike's
site. That it wasn't about spreading hate but rather to entertain
a very small, very select group of people, of which I am included.
Mike might have said things that could have offended some
people, also some people might consider Mike to be a closed
minded individual, but I've seen much, much worse. I and hope
that most people that visit his site and ours don't really
take any of this at face value. Earlier when I said that insane
Japanese midgets would be shoving legal documents into my
rectum, I didn't literally mean that tiny, 'unsound of mind'
Asians would be knocking on my door with an enema. If you
didn't get that, I think you've got some serious reconsidering
of your choice in websites. You probably shouldn't be here
in the first place, it's chocked full of crazy, half-assed
metaphors intended for those with a sense of humor.
I understand though, I too type "Moonwalker Arcade Game
Download" into Google when I'm looking for elitist dictator-esque
bullshit. I'm not here today to take sides on the issues that
Mike presented on his website. It's true that, if taken literally,
I would not agree with a lot of things on his site. But I
don't take it literally, I know it's a joke.
What
did these four individuals say? From what Mike told me they
basically went off about how many people could file lawsuits
against him and why he in general was a bad person. Hell,
I could even file a lawsuit against him, apparently.
They even went so far as to say that if www.mikethesite.com
was an accurate portrayal of Mike, that they would be scared
of him. I laughed pretty hard at that one, because it was
an obvious lie. The four that verbally gang-banged Mike for
40 minutes also threatened him with expulsion from school
and said that they were getting their lawyers and his ISP's
lawyers on the case to review the site for anything that could
land him on the wrong end of a lawsuit. Furthermore I find
it interesting that they did not serve anything in writing
to Mike. Could it be because they have no case and just wanted
to compensate for other personal shortcomings?
If
these four, and there's probably more involved (and I do realize
one of the four was there only because of necessity), think
that Mike has an offensive site, they've never been to The
Stile Project. If they're taking on Mike's site, why don't
they take on Stile?
or Seanbaby?
or Jason
Rivera? or Fat
Chicks in Party Hats? or Ernie's?
or Tokyo Breakfast
(right click -> save)? There's so
much precedence on those sites alone to clear Mike of any
wrong doing. I think it might have to do with Mike actually
being under their control somehow, at least for the next couple
of weeks. That being said, if they hadn't acted now, they
would have missed their opportunity to do something about
www.mikethesite.com. I also enjoyed the fact that they blindsided
Mike with all these threats at once; threats, and the speeches
that carried the threats, that had obviously been planned
a few days before hand, if not longer. Of course, when I say
'enjoyed the fact' I totally mean that I thought that it was
really fucking moronic. They employed the use of Nazi-Gestapo
type scare tactics. They never gave the guy a chance to speak.
Obviously,
this act alone implies that they do not believe in the concept
of free speech. Then you throw that on top of everything else
I've said and it all starts to make just a little bit more
sense. They don't believe in one of our most important laws.
People have a right to say what's on their minds, to express
their opinions and to share their thoughts. One of the disputed
sections of Mike's site is his list of "People [who he]
hate[s] with guns". The most literal sense of that phrase
would seem to imply that Mike and some guns dislike the certain
people that happen to be on that list, establishing Mike and
the guns as seperate entities. Of course, twist it a bit and
it's a killer's laundry list. If it was, and it isn't, he
would be doing himself a great disservice by posting
it on his website for all to see, all alledged ten-fucking-million
visitors to see. Now, I've been doing this webmaster thing
for a while and I would piss myself silly if we got that many
hits. Piss. Silly. Turns out that Mike doesn't get
10,000,000 hits (presumably per day), and I was sad. I mean,
think of the referrals!
Also,
a slight threat was implied towards us at NinjaCulture. Mike
informed Nathan,
C-C00L
and myself that we should considered ourselves warned. Warned
about what exactly? I have no idea. The only thing I can think
of is in reference to the two hate mails we've ever gotten.
Both regarding topics that we thought were perfectly safe.
Nathan's Nelly article and my Free
Willy OST Review, the two most rediculous things to take
offense to. Apparently, I've insulted some rabid Free Willy
OST fan. It was truly scary.
It
is true that people spill coffee on their groins to become
millionaires. It's not how I'd go about it but apparently
it works. These are the same group of people that need warning
labels on soft disc guns that impotently shoot their projectile
nearly to the end of the barrel. Frivolous lawsuits are for
the dumb wannabes of society, a group of people that, if not
for the warning labels, would be dead in three months of battery
acid consumption. I don't need someone telling me not
to stick my hand in a blender and then proceed to turn it
on. It's just fucking common sense. On the same level, I don't
need anyone telling me that www.mikethesite.com shouldn't
be taken literally. That, to me, is also fucking common sense.
If I ever become so senile that I can't distiguish between
fact and satirical content, I'll gladly die at the wrong end
of a disc gun.
You
can currently see the 're-tooled' MiketheSite.
NinjaCulture along with the other affiliates also have other
things planned. Before you start filling my inbox
with hate mail, think about what you're doing and realize
that the reason you're upset is because of the big fucking
rod up your ass.
The
biggest clue that Mike gave the world that his site should
not be taken seriously is that he makes fun of himself. That
should have been an automatic hint, plus all of the impossible
shit he had up on his site. Since 1969? Mike wasn't even an
itch in his daddy's crotch then.
SerialCities
and Archos.ca
have posted articles about this whole debacle as well. The
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