Oh no! Mario's brain is in the Princess' body! What ever shall
I do? Choose your own adventure books rock! Wait! Who's there?
Oh! It's only Diamond Lou. And it looks like he has something
very important to say/give me.
A present! For me? Thanks alot Diamond Lou! Hey.. wait a minute.
The last time you gave me a present you ended up stealing
all of my money in a strange twist of coincedences and old
Golden Girls episodes.
Well if you say it's okay. I mean, it's not like you're going
to force me to watch 40 reruns of The Golden Girls again.
Not that it was a bad thing mind you.
Hmm... I wonder what it could be. Transformers
Season 1 DVD's perhaps? Or maybe it's some more of those
cool mugs that you put in the freezer and they freeze so when
you take them out and put your favorite beverage in them,
it stays colder, longer. I don't know what they're called
so I'll call them Frugs. A witty word combination of
freezer and mugs. Nah, it's probably just some of your drugs
you forgot to do...
No! It can't be! It just... It just can't! Why have
you brought this evil into my house? WHY?
A Green Bamboo Peanut! Known throughout the galaxy as a hive
of scum and villany!... or some such. It's mysterious power
is second only to it's rediculous amounts of evil contained
within! I will surely perish!
has taken off!
Lou! I'll get you for this! I know where you live! Don't think
you can escape the awesome power of me!... rrright after I
finish my Nintendo-based choose your own adventure book.
to head for Mexico!