First
off I'd like to thank The
Marked Fool for linking to us. We're very glad, honored
and all that shizah to be a 'special friend'. Also, I'd like
point your browsers to Midgethorses.com.
It's called 'new breed e/n' or something. Check it out!
Now
on with it!
Some
of you may be wondering what the hell CMF or "Crappah
Moovah Fridah" is. You may have even been scared to click
some of those CMF Classic links to the side. You probably
shouldn't be afraid. Here's the story.
A
long time ago (Crica 1998), Nathan and I actually tried to
rent good movies. We soon realized that renting good movies
was a difficult task, so we gave up. In the summer of 2000
we started renting pure crap every Friday then writing short
little paragraphs about said crappy movies. It was extremely
contrived stuff that any teenager would write. We have a mascot
by the name of Diamond Lou who was named after Lou Diamond
Phillips. He's a Panda and has subsequently become the mascot
of NinjaCulture.
The
whole mission statement of CMF is to watch crappy movies so
that other people won't have to. The secondary objective is
to find and view a film called "Hard Ticket to Hawaii"
which we saw a preview for. It's a movie about chicks with
rocket launchers and the like. Brilliant!
Sadly,
CMF today isn't what it used to be and with Nathan's new janitorial
duties at the local 3M plant, he'll be missing alot of Fridays.
But you never know how things'll turn out.
Cracker
vs. Sam Raimi
This
probably isn't new news but Cracker of Crackerjap
looks astonishingly like Sam Raimi, director of Spider-man,
the Evil Dead Trilogy and other things.
Shocking!
New
Button
Since
people have started linking us I've noticed that our buttons
suck. So I tried to make a better one:
I
don't know if I succeeded.
Last
Names
Yes,
Nathan and I do have the same last name. No, we're not related.
It's like John Carmack and Adrian Carmack. Sure they both
work/worked at id Software, but they aren't related at all.
I
think that just about covers everything I wanted to cover.
We'll now return you to your irregularly scheduled articles. |