| Pay
attention to the news lately and you will notice a disturbing
trend; people are dying left and right. In fact, somebody
probably died even while you were reading this. Scary, huh?
Even scarier is the thought that you might even happen upon
one of these corpses. I mean, if you think about it, the odds
are pretty high.
Or
perhaps you have (accidentally or not) inflicted somebody
else with death, and now you have a corpse on your hands.
What
would you do? Worry no more, friends. Your guide is here!
Witness:
Unfortunately,
the current global financial situation being what it is, I
realize that not all of us can afford the exorbitant prices
normally charged for such handy reference books. Thusly, as
a Public Service I have decided to exerpt a portion of it
and present it here, free of charge. Happy reading!
I
hope you find that small exerpt as useful as I have. Just
remember to stay calm, and you'll be fine! |
