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With Glyph and friends!

by Andrew - August 21, 2002

Black Battle Convoy: Hey! It's Devil Gizzigatron, yo! I've got this puzzle here, would you like to do it with me?

Devil Gigatron: Don't ever put extra z's in my name. I hate that almost as much as I hate puzzles, which already has a bunch of z's in it. I have a big z complex.

BBC: I'll give you this Tahitian Treat if you'll do this puzzle with me.

DG: Well, I guess. I wasn't going to do anything else today besides try to figure out how in Iron Eagle IV Doug Masters, the main character from the first Iron Eagle movie, somehow comes back to life after being blown to pieces in Iron Eagle II.

BBC: Yeah, they had some crazy story saying thathe ejected and was held prisoner. What a load. You can clearly see him not ejecting at the last second. Anyways, here is the puzzle.

DG: Ooohh! It's a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Puzzle! Well why didn't you say so? That's the only kind of puzzle I don't hate!

BBC: It's 100 pieces of pure enjoyment that should last us all of five minutes. Hey, do you think it's safe for us to do this puzzle?

DG: I don't see why it wouldn't be.

BBC: Well, we are transformers and all and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were a contributing factor which eventually lead to the downfall of our G1 bretheren.

DG: You can't blame it entirely on the TMNT. I mean, the series pretty much died when Optimus died. Oh I can still remember it, thousands of children crying themselves to sleep. It was truely horrifying!

BBC: What are you talking about? You weren't even concieved yet! That was 1986! We're 2000 line Japanese Transformers. Technically this whole article should be written in Japanese. But let's not get into symantics of it all, let's just get on with the puzzle.

DG: Hmm. Good idea. I'd hate to waste all this time on not puzzling.

BBC: Puzzling. Puzzling. Hmm, say, do you ever wonder what's in Tahitian Treat?

DG: No, but I'm guessing (read: hoping) it's the blood of innocent Tahitians.

BBC: What?

DG: Think about it. Why would they call it Tahitian Treat if it wasn't?

BBC: It could just mean that in Tahiti they consume this drink a lot.

DG: No, millions of innocent Tahitians are in that bottle right now. I can hear them.

BBC: There are so many things wrong with that arguement I'm just going to drop it. And not because I'd lose either, but to save you from the horrible embarrasment of having to admit that you're wrong.


BBC: What was that all about?

DG: Well, I am, and I haven't said that in awhile so I thought I'd go for it.

BBC: Right. Hey look! It's Botcon 2002 Exclusive Glyph!


Devil Gigatron immediately slays the rediculous Autobot Keychain Glyph.

BBC: Well, this puzzle seems to be going nowhere. We haven't even touched the pieces yet. I'm outta here.

DG: Me too. If Andrew can't write good dialogue for us I quit. So I quit. Later.

Andrew: Hey! Now what am I supposed to do for the rest of the article? A jig? Heyyy.. that doesn't sound like a bad idea!

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